I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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