I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
