Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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