Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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