Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
smell my finger.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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