So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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