i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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