HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He felt like a one man threesome
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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