Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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