If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
His nipple licking is glorious
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