I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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