dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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