How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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