Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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