I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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