Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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