That's intense
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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