So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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