i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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