Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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