I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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