Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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(914): View more from New York

i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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(905): View more from Ontario

If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover

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(775): View more from Nevada

I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions

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