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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat

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• (409): View more from Texas

  You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.

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  You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.

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• (818): View more from California

  My lighter is stuck in my beard.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.

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  I've just been napping and sexting all day.

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