what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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