sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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