You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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