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How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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