Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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