so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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