rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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