Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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