Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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