no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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