this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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