id be glad to
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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