We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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