Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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