i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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