You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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