if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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