I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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