Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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