Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just had sex on a roof
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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