Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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