Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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