operation have a gay friend backfired
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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