Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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