i'm signing you up for texting rehab
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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