No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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