Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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