i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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