I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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