She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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