Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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