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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.

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(281): View more from Texas

I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.

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(760): View more from California

I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.

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(386): View more from Florida

Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship

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(425): View more from Washington

oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture

(1-425): View more from Washington

this is why i will never break up with you

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