i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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