Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

(330): View more from Ohio

Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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(770): View more from Georgia

and technically it was a rebound

(407): View more from Florida

so lol

(770): View more from Georgia

and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.

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(660): View more from Missouri

i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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(573): View more from Missouri

You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing

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(541): View more from Oregon

Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.

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