just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.