you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Text me some of your sweat
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
