I want to have your abortion
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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