I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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