Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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