Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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