yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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